MIAMI UNHINGED - OUR RETURN POLICY

So, you bought something. And now you don’t want it. That’s okay. We’ve all made choices at 2 AM with a credit card and questionable judgment. The good news? You’ve got 20 days to un-make that choice (from the day we ship it to you).

Here’s the deal:

• The item must be unused, in its original packaging, and preferably not covered in existential despair.
• There’s a $7 restocking fee—not because we’re greedy, but because our warehouse goblins demand tribute to perform the sacred Rite of Return.
• We’ll send you a return label so you don’t have to wrestle with your printer like it’s a possessed ink demon.

Once your item arrives back at our secret underground return facility (okay, it’s a very normal building), we’ll take 2-3 business days to inspect it, process your refund, and send you a magical email that says, “Hey, we did the thing.” No smoke signals. No carrier pigeons. Just cold, hard email.

Questions? Concerns? Philosophical musings? Hit us up. We’re here for you (but not like, in a weird clingy way).