We Came. We Patched. We Conquered.

Honestly? We're tired of hats that just sit there and look  boring. Our hats are here to start fights, confuse your grandma, and probably make you question your life choices. 

Each patch we make is a conversation starter, whether you're dodging texts, pretending to be productive, or simply trying to survive another Monday.

Our Mission: We want you to wear your mood, your rage, your existential dread, and your utter disdain for small talk on your head. We put everything on these patches - because why hold back when life's already doing its best to destroy you?

We're here to empower the sarcastic, the tired, and the people who are just one coffee away from losing it.

Welcome to the madness. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and most importantly, wear it when you can't be bothered to care.